What No Limo!
A number of readers have asked why I didn't travel to Ashgabat in my limo.
Well here's the truth. Aardvark doesn't own a limo. I know you all have assumed that Aardvark is a rich club owner and business man. But this isn't so.
Only members of the Eurotrance Mafia and Government Officials can afford limos with their built-in 1000 watt speaker systems, pounding drum beats, Margaritas on tap and wonderful end to end aroma of best South Eastern Turkmenistan camel.
Aardvark is sadly but a simple, medium sized but energetic camel dropping trader with a sideline in importing from Holland the flowery hats so favored by the wives of local dignitaries. Alas, Aardvark missed out on the investing in the booming Eurotrance/House music scene before the Russian "investors" moved in. Still, he didn't end up at the bottom of the Amu Darya river wearing concrete booties - so let's think positive here without help from Prozac® or Margaritas!
Aardvark travels by his faithfull camel Betsy or for short commuter hops on one of his two lively Kangaroos - Jumper and Bounder. Luckily Aardvark followed his own advice (Things to Look for When Buying a Camel) - her wonderful smile and strong holdings in Mid-Cap stocks always cheer him up even when he has missed out on his regular chemical supplements.
So let's not talk about getting across the map quickly anymore!
Well here's the truth. Aardvark doesn't own a limo. I know you all have assumed that Aardvark is a rich club owner and business man. But this isn't so.
Only members of the Eurotrance Mafia and Government Officials can afford limos with their built-in 1000 watt speaker systems, pounding drum beats, Margaritas on tap and wonderful end to end aroma of best South Eastern Turkmenistan camel.
Aardvark is sadly but a simple, medium sized but energetic camel dropping trader with a sideline in importing from Holland the flowery hats so favored by the wives of local dignitaries. Alas, Aardvark missed out on the investing in the booming Eurotrance/House music scene before the Russian "investors" moved in. Still, he didn't end up at the bottom of the Amu Darya river wearing concrete booties - so let's think positive here without help from Prozac® or Margaritas!
Aardvark travels by his faithfull camel Betsy or for short commuter hops on one of his two lively Kangaroos - Jumper and Bounder. Luckily Aardvark followed his own advice (Things to Look for When Buying a Camel) - her wonderful smile and strong holdings in Mid-Cap stocks always cheer him up even when he has missed out on his regular chemical supplements.
So let's not talk about getting across the map quickly anymore!
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