Map Conspiracy Uncovered

The team of reseachers and media analysts behind Aardvark's Atamyrat Diary have uncovered a staggering fact.

All the internet maps showing Atamyrat sent in by readers are the same!

And our researchers can't find any more!

There is only one map!

And here is the map that Atamyrat is on:

University of Austin Map of Turkmenistan

There is clearly a major conspiracy at work here. What are the CIA and the British Foreign office up to? What about the so called Western liberal press? How many Turkmenistan studies programs are currently available in US or Canadian universities? How do Australians with relativies and friends in Little Sydney keep track of where their loved ones are? No wonder Paul van Dyk hasn't played our stadium - he couldn't find it!

This is the first step in a call for co-ordinated international action.

Stay tuned for further instructions.

Let's get Atamyrat on another map!