Spotty Youth Extended in Turkmenistan

Our visionary leader has taken a giant leap forward towards correcting the growing tendency for kids to "grow up too early". By Presidential decree adolescence now extends in Turkmenistan to age 25 (and you can remain youthful until age 37).

The quote the President of the Acne Cream Manufacturers of Atamyrat (ACMAT):

"This dramatically grows the market for our products and will create additional employment in the tube and dispenser industries."

Already Acne related stocks on the Turkemistan Stock Souk have risen 23% since the announcement. Analysts see more upside to come.

Check out more details here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/2191117.stm

Keep tuned to Aardvark's Atamyrat Diary for more details on the huge growth opportunities in the Turkmenistan economy opened up by our visionary leader.

Let's get Atamyrat on the Map!