Why Are So Many Atamyratians Called Bruce?

People often wonder why there is such a vibrant Australian community in Atamyrat ("Little Sydney").

The answer of course is Kangaroo farming.

At one point there were great hopes (lead by our visionary leader) that the Kangaroo would replace the Camel as the primary form of eco-friendly transport.

However, this didn't work out quite as planned. First off, the Kangaroos didn't produce the same quantity of droppings as the camels, sparking a major potential crisis in our world leading camel dropping recycling industry. Secondly, your average Turkmen found the ride a tad bumpy.

So now kangaroos are mainly farmed for their eggs.

But the Aussies liked the night club scene and club/house/trance music that plays 24x7 in our Downtown Atamyrat elevators so much they have stayed. And we Turkmen like it cos we get to pull the Aussie Sheilas.

So it all works out - as our philosohphical leader has declared - it's Symbiosis in action.

Let's get Atamyrat on the Map!