Roo hits the juice at Sapa's new Ashgabat club!

Well the truth is out. Jumper didn't really go walk about! He hitched a ride on a truck to Ashgabat and has been hanging out at Sapa's new night club there.

Just look at the picture above that he e-mailed us.

I think he's trying to make a point that he's not as stupid as he appears.

But that makes no sense at all - it just takes a quick glance at the picture he sent to know that's not true. Jumper's clearly more than a few irons short of a full set! And that's when he's sober.



Sapamurat Niyazov's new night club (seen above) is called the Ruhnama after his best selling book of cocktail recipes Ruhnama - The Spirit Book. Here's his famous Margarita recipe:

2 parts freshly squeezed lime juice, with some pulp

2 parts Triple Sec or Contreau

1 part white tequila

1 part golden tequila

Truely we are blessed in Turkmenistan to have a far sighted and urbane leader with such a appreciation of the finer points of night club beverages and a visionary use of state funds to support our world leading night club scene.

The only fly in the oinment (as that rather strange saying goes) is his choice of talent to spin hard trance and techno at the club. Jumper rubbed salt in the wound by gleefully mailing that DJ Tiesto is to fly in later this week for a booking at the Ruhnama. Jumper added how much he's looking forward to seeing DJ Tiesto at last.

This is another major affront by Sapa to all the Paul van Dyk fans here in South East Turkmenistan. I hope the salt around the Margarita glasses makes Jumper's lacerated nose sting!

Let's keep DJ Tiesto at the other end of the map!